Matt Nelson 

A person who tries to do everything everyone else is doing but can never be good at it. He tends to be terrible at everything he does, especially video games.

"You're playing like Matt Nelson. smh."

Matt Nelson by MarkySoDarky August 5, 2016

Matt Lauer 

Verb:
To summon a (subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.

The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.

The new boss is a total creep! He just called me to his office and tried to Matt Lauer me!!!

Matt Lauer by Mustache Larry December 1, 2017

Matteo

Matteo is a person with a Big Dick, a very Big Dick.

Matteo has a Big Dick

Matteo by DoctorMattew November 22, 2021

Pooticulate Matter 

Pooticulate matter is the term for microscopic particles of poo. When you smell a fart, it is because these poo particles have traveled through the air and attached to your nose hairs. This pooticulate matter to nose hair contact is what alerts you to the fact that someone has farted in your vicinity. This is commonly known as the "air-past-poo" fart that is much more aggressive and offensive than it's silent but deadly cousin. Even more disturbing, Pooticulate Matter has been known to cause pink eye if unleashed, unfiltered, on a pillow.

Chance gagged after the pooticulate matter reached his nose. Immediately he wondered if Tad had sharted, since this was much worse than a normal fart.

Pooticulate Matter by Chance Haynesington III July 22, 2009

Doing a Matt 

Being a geek
Trainspotting
Bereft of having a relationship with anyone else other than himself
a virgin

Matt is starring in the sequel to 40 year old virgin
its called "55 and still can't get some"

man you love computers as much you're doing a matt

A matt finish -- looking, dressing and talking just like a geek

Doing a Matt by mingymoo September 1, 2006

Doesn’t matter 

Holds 0 significance to the world in any way shape or form.

You Know Jasmine yeah her nasty ass doesn’t matter.

Doesn’t matter by Cle Q June 25, 2020

Matt 

An amazing person who everybody likes.

Dont you just love Matt.

Matt by Ajslykiller June 16, 2011