Marcus

An oaf capable of unleashing the stinkiest farts known to man.

Basically Lenny off "Of mice and men".
Don't let him tend to your rabbits.
Doesn't know his own oaf strength, strangled his last 5 girlfriends by accident.

Either has the smallest little packer you've seen or the longest fatest cock ever.
Shags his brother.

Marcus you fucking fat oaf.

by All aboard the banter train June 4, 2018

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trendy cat w a foot fetish

hi marcus

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annoying and bitchy. doesn't know what boundaries are and doesn't respect peoples limits. he is a nice person and has good intentions but as soon as you get on a comfortable level with Marcus he will whip out his dirty minded, inappropriate side. Marcus can be annoying very easy and you can only take a small amount of him every so often.

girl: have you seen Marcus today?
guy: no, and I sure hope not. that guy is soooooo annoying!
girl: I know right! and I oop tsk tsk tsk tsk

by DONT TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!!! September 1, 2019

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Marcus is the type of guy to ask for gum every day. While some may say he is extremely handsome, in reality, he looks like a turd. He is the definition of a dwarf. Marcus thinks that he is funny, but he is actually the opposite of that. He is the most boring person to look at/be around. he is just basic trash.

Person 1: Is that Marcus?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: Runaway doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

by Bio creaters February 20, 2020

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