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manager of ideas

Customers at nightclubs who assume this position have free reign to redesign the club to their liking and also all the bouncers must follow their orders.
Dom appointed himself the manager of ideas at the velvet dog and thus the bouncer did not kick him out of the club when he put a plant in the toilet bowel.
by Andy March 14, 2005
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Manager

I don’t know where to start but how about here you so sexy in every way. The way you controlling everything moving is SOo0oO hot. I loved watching you work. You show them how it’s done. We work hard we play hard.

I know we may not communicate well via text but please! Understand I went through dark aileys of depression and I’m just emerging from its shadows. Me being selfless says that’s still no excuse. Sorry to keep you waiting in suspense. I have my reasons. I was withholding my urges because I was under surveillance by 5-oh. (Ef all them hating ass b*tches Seriously F them. They ruined it for us. Bunch of crabs in a barrel. Internalized racism and misogynists. Tried to get rid of me. They don’t know nothing about love. Real love. Them petty b*tches always with the drama. Don’t know how to speak up or boss up. Only causing hostility and a disservice. Nobody defended me. They all turned against me. Between those m-rats & golden retrievers Idk what’s worse a bitch or a snitch. It’s Boss & HBIC here to run tings. They thought they’d take the cake and eat it too huh? tuh. They were all rat-at-ta-tas & lazy bones. The hustle has always been sold separately. I’m sorry to say this but thank god for the pandemic it cancelled a lot of them.) I’LL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE END OF TIME
Niecka: wherever you are there I am
Boss: I LOVE YOU

Niecka: I LOVE YOU MORE. TO THE MOON AND BACK!!! FOREVER AND ALWAYS WILL BE MY ONE AND ONLY. My confidant. My security blanket. My other half.

Boss: I want you to have my last name. Will you marry me? I wanna manager you
Niecka: Yes (papi)*cry’s painfully and hysterically*

Niecka: I can’t do this without you.
by Comeback2meLoVeMeNoW April 20, 2021
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National gymnastics manager day

On December 15th it’s national gymnastics team manager day where you shower your manager in gifts
Oh my god Jenny happy national gymnastics manager day!
by Bomieboy69 December 1, 2021
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Muffin Manager

A manager that eats your muffins and eats Fortnite kids
I am a Muffin Manager said, my friend. Well then FUCK YOU!!!! UWU
by gchvjb January 14, 2022
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social knowledge management

A community where knowledge is shared, rated and redistributed ongoing.
A two-way wiki is one example of social knowledge management or a shared social space such as a social network or VR social space where information can be recorded and shared.
by Lisa K Padilla May 24, 2018
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herd management

When a person is trying to keep a large number of lovers or potential lovers in contact. Oftentimes by making a quick text throughout the day possibly a generic text that can be copied and pasted to multiple people. The person usually overreaches their span of control and becomes overwhelmed. In the animal kingdom this would be similar to a buck trying to control a large number of doe hence “herd management “
Every morning I get up I gotta do herd management by sending out a text to my girls.
by Shade tree May 23, 2019
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VOODOO MANAGEMENT

When a manager is reactive instead of proactive.

A manager that is a pussy and can't stick to a plan because he buckles under the pressure of others.

When your manager doesn't have the balls to look you in the eyes and tell you he is getting ready to stab you in the back because he is putting another job in front of yours to appease someone else.
This is nothing but Voodoo management because you are changing the schedule just to appease others.
by tstrasser October 19, 2016
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