dijion mustard gas

the chemical reaction of mustard gas and play-doh used to restore the enviroment

it works

i am dropping a dijion mustard gas in 3 2 1

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

mustard hands

When you eat a meat sandwich and your hand begin smelling like mustard and meat.

Damn bro I got mustard hands.

by Garshy June 26, 2020

mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.

I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.

by condimentqueen April 2, 2017

mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.

"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"

by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017

Money Mustard

I mean... it's cum

She loved the sausage but wasn't so happy once she got the money mustard.

by JustThatGuy00 September 15, 2017

Spilling the mustard everywhere

"When you comment on something even though no one fucking asked after your opinion but you wanna annoy the shit out of people anyway"

"Why is Alina always spilling the mustard everywhere?"
"I don't know, maybe she want's attention"

by UninportantNichname December 11, 2017

mustard sauce

When your fisting a male or female and the start to shit and you keep going

Yo me and jenny had some mustard sauce last night

by Boii2499 June 20, 2016