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"You can sit around at home till Doomsday and the prices at the pumps will stay fairly low, incessantly tempting you to travel. But the moment you decide to take off somewhere and head out on your trip, the price for a gallon of gas will go right through the roof!"
Gas-prices seemed fairly "stable" all summer, and so I delayed a road-trip for a while to "save up" or "accumulate" a number of errands so that hopefully my trip would be more cost-effective with regards to gas-consumption, but then when I stopped to fill up my tank in the morning when I was first heading out, the price had suddenly jumped over a quarter higher per gallon! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices" to me!
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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Cillian Murphy

1 An Irish Actor known not only for his sharp jaws and ocean eyes but also for his brilliant talent and acting skill.

2. Will play as J. Robert Oppenheimer "The Father of Atomic Bomb" in Christopher Nolan's World War III biopic Oppenheimer (2023)

3 Not on social media, he's too old for that, he said.
Person 1: Cillian Murphy deserves an Oscar!

Person 2: Definitely!
by pacificshell50 August 11, 2022
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elijah murphy

a hoe and he deserves to die he sucks d*** every day. he smells like a goat and looks like a pinto bean
by BREDON URIE TOP November 29, 2017
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National hold a Murphy’s hand day

This day is we’re you hold a super duper cute girl named Katie Murphy’s hand and if you pass up that opportunity ever you don’t deserve her because she’s freaking great and deserves the best
It’s National hold a Murphy’s hand day and Katie Murphy’s right there
by Goodballllllllllll October 16, 2019
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Murphy

A dude that has a bigger dick than any kid named Tyler.
Oh that Murphy kid has a massive dick.
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michael murphy

has tangly hair and needs a new shirt
by michaelmurphysbiggestfans November 17, 2018
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Murphy-Jarvis

When a drivers Ed students hit the barrel while parallel parking during the drivers test.
You failed your drivers test by pulling a Murphy-Jarvis!
by Coach Jackson December 2, 2021
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