When a guy is with 2 girls and he gets no action, but the girls hook up with each other. Like Switzerland, the guy remains neutral and misses an opportunity to be with 2 girls.
Last night, I watched 2 girls hook up and I was a swiss miss. We were all hanging out and next thing I know, they're hooking up and I got swiss missed.
by Martita Papita June 30, 2010
Get the Swiss Missmug. This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.
“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.
Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
Get the Missing husbandmug. Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.
Damn bro, you're dead!
Damn bro, you're dead!
by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019
Get the Missing Nutmug. That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust
Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"
by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017
Get the missing the strawmug. by ok hand March 4, 2019
Get the Hit Or Missmug. Miss Haberkorn (Aka: Dictator Elenor Haberkorn, Ladyfurrow, Mom, Dad, Mommy, Abbie, Abbiekorn, Aberkorn, Future Mrs. Furrow) is only THE BEST teacher at Clayton High School. A teacher by day, CELEBRITY by night, she is definitely one of her favorite students biological mothers, as well as an adopted sister. She is never mean and is NEVER EVER sarcastic. She is the sweetest person you will ever meet and only threatens to prank you when you do it first. She is also very clumsy, awkward, and sometimes her voice cracks like a 12 year old boy. She is very patient and never kicks children out of her class for lunch. We are very proud of her for being proposed to by THE STORM. But tbh we don’t even know who storm is, we only know Blizzard. He used to work at DQ. Even though she doesn’t like sweet things, she does like peanut butter. We just hope that she doesn’t give her children a high five afterward or the nurse will have to call their mom. It is always known that even though she is made into memes and her car sometimes goes missing, that we all love her so much. Also, it has been requested that this quote is put in from her favorite students, “Penis.”
by Chloechobaniii December 17, 2018
Get the Miss Haberkornmug. Syphilis is a sexually transmitted infection (STI) that can cause serious health problems without treatment. Infection develops in stages (primary, secondary, latent, and tertiary). Each stage can have different signs and symptoms.
by fan_bingbing February 2, 2023
Get the Miss Phyllismug.