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Swiss Miss

When a guy is with 2 girls and he gets no action, but the girls hook up with each other. Like Switzerland, the guy remains neutral and misses an opportunity to be with 2 girls.
Last night, I watched 2 girls hook up and I was a swiss miss. We were all hanging out and next thing I know, they're hooking up and I got swiss missed.
by Martita Papita June 30, 2010
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miss of the season

1. term used by commentators to describe a footballers sometimes hilarious miss.

2. term used by friends to mock a male who has failed to shag the town bike
John Motson: "Rooney, Giggs and Ronaldo, now surely, Ye - Oh - no! miss of the season. Piss poor shot from Ronaldo

Kev: "As if you didn't bang Sally, she is soo easy!"
Gav: "Yea but i forgot my rhohypnol"
Kev: "Oh, mate, miss of the season!"
by Jeffrey Douglas November 19, 2006
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missed twatpurtunity

To miss out on some guaranteed pussy.
That girl was all over your dick last night. You should have been all up in that pussy. Talk about another missed twatpurtunity.
by M80-5280 January 21, 2015
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Missing Digit

When a chick sends you a pic of herself materbating and one finger is missing from the pic because she has it buried inside her honey hole.
Dude, I wish I could get a Missing Digit pic of Kim
by Casey's girl July 22, 2015
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miss phenomenon

Someone who is rare occurring, special, unique and amazing.

A complement when someone refers to you as Phenomenon.
by WisdomOracle December 30, 2017
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Miss the biscuit

1: to miss the mark or not execute something as planned.

2: the opposite of “getting this bread”.
1: they gave me a coconut raspberry rebel instead of my bubblegum frost... really missed the biscuit on that one.

2: yeah I’ve been working open to close for the past two weeks, but hey, can’t miss the biscuit, right?
by MissedBiscuits December 26, 2018
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Miss Whipple

She is the worst fucken teacher you will ever have or meet.She is the most old stubborn strict grumpy ugly fat bossy and she will find any reason even the most stupidest reason ever to get you into trouble or to just get mad at you. She is probably the BIGGEST bitch you will ever meet she's such a cunt and she gets PIST off at everything and she would strangle anyone if she could
New kid: hey who's that teacher over their
Students: SHE IS THE IS THE BIGGEST BITCH YOU WILL EVER MEET
Miss Whipple: DETENTION NOW
by Janine January 19, 2020
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