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zip-mining

The process of stopping while fast-forwarding your DVR through a commercial break in order to to check out a movie trailer or flash of flesh that caught your eye.
Dude 1: Have you seen the new Captain America trailer?

Dude 2: Yeah. I was zip-mining through the commericals on the Daily Show when it flashed by. Backed up and watched the whole thing. Awesome!
by Bigger Griff October 31, 2013
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mine warfare

What branch are you?
I'm mine warfare you?
Holy shit! Gods branch
by Mattybattybontastic December 10, 2013
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DON IS MINE

He is mine. If a bitch is catch staring I'll kill her.
by Heknows218 June 23, 2015
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Chocolate Mine

Noun: One's anus
Verb: The act of reaching your hand into your own or someone else's anus, and picking small pieces of shit off from the walls of their colon
When I poop, shit bursts forth from my chocolate mine.

Lisa said Mark was into some kinky shit. Apparently, he even asked her if she wanted to try chocolate mining.
by Ombligo July 13, 2015
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Mud Mine

When you give anal to someone with diarrhea and they shit on you.
"Hey dude, did you fuck Lexi last night?"
"Yeah, but she was sick. I hit her mud mine."
by Toopid Hoomar August 15, 2016
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lawn sign land mine

Lawn Sign Land Mine is a game that takes place in Ontario Canada around Election time. The point of the game is to remove the metal wire frames that hold up and election sign on somebody's lawn, bend it into an arch, and place it into the road in the middle of the lane. When a car runs over it, it makes a loud screeching sound and alerts the driver. This is obviously an act of illegal mischief and should not be tried at home. Lawn Sign Land Mine is a sport that practitioners of Darkour play for fun.
I just threw two Lawn Sign Land Mine's on the road and Cops ran them both over!
by viJilance December 2, 2015
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Bacon Mining

Noun. Bacon Mining is the act of searching through bacon packages for the package that has the bacon quality of your preference.

Most Bacon Quality varies dramatically per cut; and as a result, the manufactures put windows on the bacon so that the costumer can better chose the quality that they prefer. This often results in "Bacon mining" by the costumer.
by Dysfunctional Bubble April 13, 2016
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