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Manstrual

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adj. Being of male species and having an extremely emotional menstrual cycle. With up and down emotions. Ranging from one day to a whole month.
Girlfriend: "Damn Billy you've been acting really emotional lately".
Billy: "Sorry babe, I've been on my manstrual cycle, should clear up when I drop my balls".
by CAMMYdoodles February 6, 2009
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Manstruating

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When a guy gets really hormonal and PMS-y. They get random mood swings. It comes more often than once a month.
John was very moody Saturday. He must have been manstruating.
by 4564315 June 9, 2011
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Mansinista

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Mansinista (măn´si-nĭs´tə) n. 1. A man or woman who is a devoted fan, aficionado, or follower of those seeking to eradicate American MANSY. 2. A person working to eliminate the affliction of MANSY from the United States of America. 3. A wicked-cool person unafflicted with MANSY.
I do not suffer from MANSY. Why? I am a Mansinista.
by americanmansy October 28, 2011
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Mansfield

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Town up north, nobody wants to be there and ridden with inbreds
“Heard about what happened in Mansfield”
“No”
“Lad was born with 7 fingers and 3 toes”

Typical Mansfield that”
by Beaneyman January 4, 2019
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Manskee is when GOOT is GOOTY booty man and awesome man
by Smeegl November 24, 2020
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poor man's std test

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A cheap way to find out what you may or may not have caught from having sex, comprised of having unprotected sex with a girl, then calling her a week later and telling her that your ex girlfriend called and said she tested positive for HIV. The fear caused by this little white lie will incite said girl to go get checked out. Within a week she will call you and let you know what you have or don't have.
Guy 1: "Man. I really wish I had health insurance."

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "I've been with so many whores lately, I'd be surprised if I didn't have something, and I can't afford to go to the doctor to get checked out."

Guy 2: "Well now you can thanks to the Poor Man's STD Test!"
by nacko420 July 5, 2010
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The crafty art of hiding an item you want (but cannot afford to buy) in a carefully chosen place somewhere within the store to ensure the item will be there when you're able to return with the money. A way for someone with inadequate or no money to "reserve" an item for themselves at a later date. Anyone who's ever been poor has done this at least once in their life. Also known as "squirrelling".
Joe: "Ma sent me out to the drug store for her tampons yesterday, and that's when I found the cd I've been looking for, but it was the last one in the store. After the tampons, there wasn't even enough left for a damn Coke, that stingy, bloody-twatted bitch!!"

Jack: So, what happened?

Joe: I wanted to steal it, but you know, the whole "3 strikes" thing. So I found a spot in the store to put it on poor man's layaway until next Friday, when I get paid.
by CactusHeart January 17, 2012
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