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mall-walking britches

A pair of pants that are naturally saggy and fall to the ankles when the person wearing them begins to move in any way.
That boy over yonder needs to pull up his mall-walking britches.
by Sgt. Sticky June 5, 2023
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Mall

a codename for a crush, corrolating with some nicknames and past conversations with said crush
Mickenna: Mall is so cute!!
Rbeecca: Ew, no!
by Mrs. Patrick Pobiak March 5, 2023
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Battlefield Mall

The main mall in Springfield Missouri that carry's fine retailers like T-Shirt Station and Spirit Halloween and possibly the worst Pizza Buffet in the world.
Lets visit Battlefield Mall's Spirit Halloween in the Old Sears Building!
by asdasdqwrfadfwqe October 30, 2023
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Mall Cat

A female wrongly categorized into the order of Homo sapien ( it is in fact homo-americanus-very-retardus).
These females wrongly brought up by their neglecting parents are constantly linger inside and around mall's, mostly aimlessly wandering. A lot of times they emit a very loud and annoying mating call that some humans mistakenly identify as 'laughter', however, it is not. In fact, it is a mating call for the mall dogs, which are in the order of cockroachus-uncultured-pigus-americanus. Both of these animals frequent the mall, are extremely annoying, too loud, obnoxious, disrespectful and unintelligent. Their calling card is channel no5, 1 liter of diluted starbugs 'coffee' (instant cancerus-horsepissus). When startled, especially the black variants will resolve for their primal instincts, which are: anger tantrums, high pitched screaming, jaggy, irregular movements, and dark wizard chants, most commonly 'Watup ma nigga' 'Lesss go ma nigga'. When encountering these vile creatures dispose of them humanely or inhumanely by kicking them out of the mall, returning them to the hospitals in which they were born or deporting them to a designated wild life reserve known as Ethiopia.
Look at those girls! They're screaming, barely wearing anything, in their pajamas, wearing crocks!
Those aren't girls. They're mall cats. Brainless beings destined to wander the malls of America, annoying the happen-to passing by Europeans.
by CulturedEuropean May 8, 2023
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mally mall

cool guy he’s a bag getter mysterious and hates broke women
by $getrich November 21, 2023
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Mall of Bags

A new brand called Mall of Bags is on the rise. They will be offering a variety of bag options across all categories, including women, men, and children.
Mall of Bags: They've even mentioned specially selected bags. We're keeping an eye on it.
by jassmine06 December 17, 2023
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Mall of Bags

A new brand called Mall of Bags is on the rise. They will be offering a variety of bag options across all categories, including women, men, and children. They've even mentioned specially selected bags. We're keeping an eye on it.
For those who want the link Mall of Bags
by jassmine06 December 17, 2023
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