penis mail

Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.

Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH

Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?

by Dizzy Fascist May 12, 2014

mail polish

The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.

Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.

by Melancholera May 16, 2014

selective e-mail

Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.

Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.

Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!

Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."

by schofieldthescarecrow October 27, 2014

envoyez moi un petit mail

Quite common expression used to get people off your back after a phonecall you wish you never answered.

A: So basically, our company could really help your company save you time and money
B: Oh ok, envoyez moi un petit mail then !

by ILickEyeBalls November 29, 2016

flayl mail

Mail sent to a correctional facility with drugs seeped into the letter and or envelope

I sent some flayl mail to my bf

by 101north February 2, 2017

Mail this fucker outa here

To get somebody to where they gotta be going to or need to get to.

Me-He needs to get his job tomorrow
Friend-So then mail this fucker outa here then,adios

by The NewJoker March 16, 2016

Mail

1. Something old people did to send messages

2. A text that took forever to get to the receiver.

I sure hope the mail gets here on time.

by ADoctor.TheDoctor October 18, 2018