Curtain Lick

A Curtain Lick is when you lick a fat persons vagina till it bleeds

Oh go curtain lick that woman you a$$ hole

by Gross fat man December 2, 2011

Oil lick

Taking a big dab (marijuana oil)

I just took the fattest oil lick

by Lolloverboyyyyy July 23, 2017

cowell lick

1: The ungodly manner in which Simon Cowell half parts and half spikes his hair; a horribly fashioned hairdo in which the hair is parted down the center and one side sits higher than the other... the hair is usually a mixed look of flat and spiked, as if the person sat a book on their head for 5 hours after showering.

2: A type of hair fail for douchebags.

TJ: Did you see X Factor last night?

Sara: No, I don't watch it, I can't stand Simon Cowell and his nappy hair.

TJ: Oh you mean the "Cowell lick"?

by Katya Eye November 27, 2013

The Braxton Licks

The act of cunnilingus after he/she brushes his tongue with Colgate optic white toothpaste.
Tingle lasts 20 minutes post oral.
Just do it.
Invested by Braxton.

Roberto did the Braxton Licks this morning and I could barely drive to work.

by Torridtalks June 13, 2023

Lick-bitch

A person who incessantly licks, or feels the compulsive desire to lick another repeatedly, thereby becoming that person's personal licker.

"No! Stop licking me! You will not be my lick-bitch!"

Or

"Come here and be my lick-bitch!"

by Simon Everett March 7, 2008

Lick Dog

Chinese “Tian Gou” 舔狗
noun
to describe a person who puts down his/her dignity to cater to others even though knowing the other party doesn't like him/her

Stop being a lick dog to Sally! She doesn't like you at all!
Be no lick dog. Don't settle for less.

by heididieh November 10, 2021

licking the tonad

When a girl goes to the toilet and wipes in the wrong direction, causing shit to be moved from her arse to her vaj. On discovering the mistake she has just made she then gets her boyfriend to lick the remains away and they begin to fuck.

"I love licking the tonad, i think i have a problem"

by dirtyfukx April 14, 2017