lick the welcome mat

when you go down on a homeless girl,slut,ho,or hood rat

dam josh u shouldnt ''lick the welcome mat''.

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Lick the Onion

lesbian sex

guy 1: God she's so hot I want to have sex with her
guy 2: yea but she likes to lick the onion :(

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A common expression used to describe an achievement or performance previously thought to be impossible (or at least highly improbable).

At the 2014 Winter Olympics, Shaun White really tried to lick the elbow by going for his third straight halfpipe gold medal, but was unsuccessful.

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When a person licks their true loved neck

Girl: Why did you lick Mr
Man: It was the lick of love

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Putting your toungue between the ass crack and ball sack, usually of a man, and slightly stroking it

Suck bricks faggot!
Lick a taint, Joe!

Another way of saying blow job

Man to woman: Do you want to lick the wick?

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When you lick your gf/bf's butthole and then they fart. It makes your tounge rumble. Girl's farts make it bubble while boy's farts make it pound.

Mia: Did you like that lick and smell? :-)
Me: Yeah do it again so it can make my tounge rumble

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