A race against a bear.
An event that is extremely tough.
first conceived when an acrostic poem went south.
An event that is extremely tough.
first conceived when an acrostic poem went south.
by Steve Mohikia August 31, 2009
The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.
by qpkarl February 04, 2020
An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.
In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.
by Legacy NOC Team April 18, 2012
Used to describe a man’s testicles, particularly those that have trouble staying in one place because they’re sitting out in the person’s lap due to their body anatomy / fupa
by DaTickler December 25, 2024
Vince: Hey, man. What did you do last night?
Trent: Debbie came over and I spent most of the evening lapping in the lap of luxury.
Trent: Debbie came over and I spent most of the evening lapping in the lap of luxury.
by Cobaltsteve November 02, 2020
Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day
by Taskmaker302 March 01, 2022
by Taskmaker302 March 01, 2022