new lap

new lap is a word with the meaning of a new lap in running or in a another words a name of a minecraft server own by 3 owners and devs the owners are pizza ahoy and charms and the other devs are foxman and barfy

to talk about new lap

by new lap team June 18, 2023

loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.

Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.

by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023

Lap Dog

cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.

Kiarah is a lap dog
This lap dog has no mind of its own

by Funnygirl303 November 13, 2023

LAP

LAP (Liveaboard Parent), I'm Cool

LAP, leaf 'Ykuk' (Ancestry), Please 'Friend'

by Inteckno April 19, 2023

The Golden Lap

The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"

by Pommy1396 April 26, 2023

Patting there lap

When someone is patting their lap is an indication to tell their partner to smoother them with their behind. ( When they’re to much of a bitch to say it with words) they will use this to communicate with their partner.

They are Patting there lap they want someone to sit on it

by ihopesheseethis November 20, 2023

Last lap

A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.

"Daaaaamn son! Your ass is stank! You better throw down a last lap while you're in there!"

by Pitou1093 August 5, 2017