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Landon

Landon is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, he has eyes that are a gorgeous grayish blue, he has good humor, always uses your mom and gay joke in defense towards and insult. He’s a bit weird but he can’t help it. He definitely owns a lightsaber or a nerf gun (choose ur poison) he use to be emo now he’s chill.
Look at that cool guy Landon, I bet he own a very cool lightsaber
by Pabloesco994 March 29, 2022
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Landon

A kind heated person who tries his best and messes up every once in a while but will do anything for any body and has been looking to find the right girl in his life and he thinks he’s ugly but is actually attractive and girls tend to play him over so he has given up on trying. But he is a very nice caring generous person who is really funny and would light your world and never wants to upset you and would care for you every day and love you and treat you right. If you find one of these then keep him because it’s definitely a legendary!!
by Bing bong bing bong January 17, 2021
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Landon

This is the type of guy who sucks but can be cool and annoying in the end but their your friend so you gotta hate them jkjk
by Mr.sillybottoms July 25, 2019
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Landon

A fat scum sucking piece of shit who really needs to hit the gym. He always smells like cheese and pickles.. and the rat bastard owes me a juul pod. I hope he gets hit by a van full of Mexicans and they get out and turn him into a burrito.
Fuck that Landon, it’s garbage at cod.
by Anolastronaut February 1, 2020
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Landon

The guy that is sitting next to me and is relaxing during class not doing any work.
Teacher: Landon get of you phone or I’ll take it.
Landon: “still on his phone”

Teacher: “takes his phone”
Landon: “pulls out another phone” he he he ha
by He_he_he_h@ April 26, 2022
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Landon Moment

When someone wants to date you and you refuse, its known as a Landon moment.
Person A: Yeah i just got asked out and i refused.
Person B: What a Landon Moment.
by PrinzMarbll October 1, 2020
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Landon

Landon is often tall and has a good relationship with friends.Many girls crush on Landon but he waits patiently.Landon also has a huge fucking cock and often says he will bang ur mom.This is true Considering he is Landon.most importantly he’s good to Women and would never cheat.Landon is the perfect guy!
by Urmumspus March 13, 2022
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