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Liberal Tears

Term coined by conservative podcast host Ben Shapiro. The whole point of the word is to make fun of liberal snowflakes who cry about the dumbest thing. (Like the gender of a potato)
Liberal: NOOO YOU CAN’T JUST CALL ME A SENSITIVE PUSSY
Ben Shapiro: Thanks for your liberal tears
by Joe Luis March 24, 2021
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Liberal Media

The red herring to end all red herrings.
"Breaking News tonight as the GOP has called for deregulation of the straw man industry..."
by Squid Wrangler May 10, 2005
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Liberal Whack-Job

Another sterotype that is popular in the Conservative Hate Culture. To call some this name means that you have no respect for people with dissenting views.
"I never thought Bob would stoop so low as to call Paul a Liberal Whack-Job" Tim said with disbelief.
by ????^_^???? October 23, 2006
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Liberal News Media

A mythical boogeyman trotted out by Right wing *think* tanks, Republican politicians, and others who continue to champion failed policies and ideologies, despite their empirically proven ineffectiveness

A straw man used by Republicans in an attempt to rationalize their repudiation by the American voting public

A tool for mitigating the cognitive dissonance experienced by those who claim to represent “American Values,” yet are rejected by the actual American people. See also “Real America”
Boy, it’s a good thing the Liberal News Media relentlessly investigated those false claims of WMDs’ isn’t it? Otherwise, hundreds of thousands of people would have died needlessly and we would have been stuck in a hellish war for at least a decade!
by roadscrawler April 29, 2009
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Liberal Democrats

Who?
Person 1: "Does the name Tim Farron mean anything to you?"

Person 2: "Nope."

Person 1: "Me neither."

Person 3: "Lots of weed and 16 year olds voting!"

Person 1: "ah... Now I remember"

Boris: "Jesus christ Nigel! Is that what I think it is?"

Nigel: "My God Boris! It's a one of those liberal democrats! I thought those things were extinct in Britain."
by A Sceptical Leftie October 28, 2017
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Liberal Aggression

The aggression that derives from new, liberal ideas being advocated or already in law.
Gabriel: Edward, what do you think about alien adoption?
Edward: Dude, that triggers my liberal aggression, we do not know if the aliens are as civilised as we are. Just let the government do all the experiments not us. We are innocent.
by Lighter_Waterfalls April 13, 2020
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Liberal Sandwich

A threesome with two republican girls, and a left leaning male. Typically in between both of them this creating the "sandwhich"
Bruh Taylor and Samantha Liberal Sandwiched me last night after the debate, it was awesome!
by Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyi December 9, 2020
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