work late

An excuse scummy men use to their wives, which means "I'm f***ing the secretary after work."

"Honey, I have to work late tonight."
(he's so f***ing someone!)

by Marciexx April 27, 2008

Seattle Late

When an individual is late to a meeting or event because they were getting coffee.

This instanstly excuses the tardiness.

Group at the meeting: "Where is Alice? It's 6:08"

*Alice walks in, Starbucks in hand*

Alice: "Sorry guys, another Seattle Late of me"

*Meeting starts as if nothing happened*

by T8y8 February 4, 2010

Too little too late

Too late to apologize. When someone makes a huge mistake and his apology is way too little to cover the damages.

Son 1: I love you too mom
Mom glances at son 2
Son 2 long time after: I love you too mom
Mom: too little too late

by Mmithw May 17, 2020

Fashionably Late

When you arrive later not because you are late , you show up with style.
You maybe were "doing your makeup" or "dumping an ex" but you are perfectly amazing :3

Person 1: "Goddamnit, she just came here?"

Person 2: "wow she is so pretty,"

Person 3: "she is so fashionably late "
Fashionably late

by (/`•~•`)/ why U lookin here. F October 17, 2018

coo coo late

a way of saying good bye much like peace out or later, mostly used by legit ass mother fuckers from PTOWN

COO COO LATE mutha fuckas

by johnny appleseed June 15, 2008

sherman late

Habitually late/tardy to class and really couldnt care less.

Teacher: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Student: Hes seriously ill.
Teacher: Okay. Sherman? Sherman? Sherman?
Student: Heh, Hes just late. Sherman late.

by xsuite March 8, 2008

Liquor Late

The act of arriving late to an event because you have been drinking. Similar to being fashionably late except with booze being involved!

Bill: Dude your late, Incubus has already started their set !!!

John: Sorry Bro I am liquor late

Bill: Oh no worries man, did you save some for me?

John: HELL NO !!!

by Hummer89 August 4, 2009