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Kyle

A white guy with ADHD that most likely drinks monster.
Kyle took all the energy drinks
by Tanner Heart April 27, 2019
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"For this city lay before the doors of the greatest kingdom in Middle-Earth, Erebor. Stronghold of Kylee, king under the mountain. The mightiest of the dwarf lords. Thror ruled with utter surety, never doubting his house would endure, for his line lay secure in the lives of his son and grandson. Ah, Frodo. Erebor. Built deep within the mountain itself, the beauty of this fortress city was legend. Its wealth lay in the earth, in precious gems hewn from rock, and in great seams of gold running like rivers through stone......"
by GrunSoul March 16, 2021
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Kyle

Kyle, he's a little btch for leaving you alone in class all the time, and that is all he will ever be. He carries around a monster is his backpack everyday at school and thinks that makes him cool. Most importantly, he'll say "bruh" to you if something doesn't go his way.
"dang it, kyle is leaving me again!"
by hlechtig December 6, 2019
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Is a ginger kid nobody likes and will die alone
Look at Kyle he is such a dork
by Tor biggest nightmare January 6, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle is someone who stocks up on Monster Energy Drinks for all 4 seasons. They play football and are very athletic. They are very energetic and can't seem to stay still. They are 6'11. They smash all the girls that they almost smash as much as Chad.

Goddamn....
dumb 5'2 jeremy: "chILLOUT, KYLE. Stop drinking all the Monster and Gatorade drinks. We are saving them for the game!"

Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"
by kooksthetic October 15, 2019
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Kyle

A white dude that drinks Monster Energy Drinks, and can punch straight through dry wall.
Kyle “Yo Sonny, can you buy me some Monster Energy Drinks from the store down the street.”
Sonny “No!”
Kyle *Punches through the dry wall in anger*
by An Asian Sonny October 15, 2019
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Kyle is the type of person to punch a hole in the wall when his mom takes his juul away. Kyles run on pure monster energy and are extremely unstable. Don't piss off a Kyle.
Karen: "My son punched a hole in my drywall last night."
Chad: "What a Kyle."
by Karenmotherofkyleandchad August 17, 2019
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