Kobe

He missed his last shot by just a little

KOBE! Oh wait he missed his last shot

by Weeeeeeeeeeeedr January 9, 2021

Kobe

Kobe: has a massive shhlong

Damn kobe’s got a large ass shlong

by Jdbdjdndj February 9, 2024

Kobe

The GOAT

Kobe was the greatest of all time meaning he was the GOAT

by For Kobe24 February 19, 2020

Kobe

That pretty motha-fucka

Aye there go kobe

by ¿‽? June 23, 2023

Kobe

Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.

If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!

Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper

by The philanthropist September 11, 2022

kobe

Kobe is a black guy that thinks he is good at basketball. He is not. Kobe is also a very hot individual who slays pussy.

"Did you see Kobe today?" "yea he is really bad at basketball".

by Dan the meme man December 19, 2017

Kobe

Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.

Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?

by Big man kobe January 15, 2022