Kobe

Short for Cold Beer. Must be said really fast to make it sound as real as possible. It is what you ask someone for if you are tailgating and you are paying too much attention to say a long word like Cold Beer

Tailgater 1: "Grab me a Kobe"
Tailgater 2: "Already got us covered. Got a box of Kobes right under my feet"

by KOBE MAN December 2, 2009

Kobe

The act of an individual who thinks they're Kobe Bryant, while under the influence of Marijuana.

Watch this 3, KOBE!

by wesniffmedicine January 5, 2010

Kobe Style

kobe style dosent refer to the way you have anal sex as the other definitions suggest, but rather when you dribble the ball,fake step to the left and cut right through your defender and finish it all off with a reverse windmill when coming off the base-line...

in a kobe-esque kind of way

you just got shook up and dunked on, KOBE STYLE!

by tha truth teller July 21, 2006

Kobe'd

Originating from the recent allegations against basketball star Kobe Bryant, this was taken from the police transcrips during his interview. The "Kobe" is a specific sexual act which the athlete enjoys with his women. The male releases his "product" onto the face of the woman he is with.

We were watching a porn and the asian got Kobe'd.

by Zac October 5, 2004

THE KOBE BRYANT

To have anal sex with a male of female

I did the kobe bryant to her last night while her boyfriend was passed out on the couch.

by troutdawg May 11, 2006

Kobe!

When a joke you thought was very funny, infact was very bad and came crashing down like Kobe's Helicopter

You The Retard: OMG, COLE SLAW? WHERE SLAW?
RICHard: Kobe!

by VegasKnightsSuck69 March 25, 2020

kotes

Short for lacota the native american topical cream. legend has it if you eat it you'll get high

Taul:"so i was lying in the gutter and this guy throws a nickle at me and it hits me in the head... I'm like shit you fuck I'm not some kind of bum I'm just taking a nap. and it was kevin coster and he's like "sorry friend... here I have some Lacota" so I takes it from him and eat some and he's like "oh no no It's a cream... rub it on the sore..." and he goes on about how he discovered it while working on dances with wolf or some shit but he's really boring so i tuned him out... anyways the cream did nothin. but man did i get HIGH... nothin like the kotes

by Taul January 29, 2005