Dog Kirk

The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.

I went to the Goldstien's house to specifically visit Dog Kirk.

by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012

Kirking

A William Shatner, also known as "Kirking" is where one partner defecates all over another's penis, exclaiming, "Commander Spock! Our starship appears to have encountered some organic resistance!" - whoever is roleplaying as Sulu in the room should reply with a heart "ohhhhhh myyyyyy!" as the entire crew climaxes at once.

Kirking ----- "the orgy was really getting boring at the end until Marty decided to William Shatner / Kirk all over Jimmy, what a performance!"

by Taintnosunshine November 19, 2025

Circle Kirk

The exaggerated, over-the-top, groupthink hero worship of Charlie Kirk from a group of individuals in real time (may or may not be in the formation of a circle).

Dude, I think I just passed a circle Kirk... I'm sure glad my parents taught me critical thinking.

by Fortnite Battlepass September 30, 2025

kirke

The most perfect girl in the world. She is loving and has a big heart. Her smile lights up the entire room. She is so very beautiful.

WOW thats Kirke. I heard she loves biting me.

by bassugoat October 12, 2022

Kirked

when someone is shot in the above torso area in a video game

i just got kirked

by theclartinmartins October 31, 2025

Charlie Kirk

A gay sexual position wherein a gentleman slides his penis between the breasts of his partner while using ketchup as lubricant until climax.

"We spoiled our bed sheets Charlie Kirking last night"

by Jonny Walrus October 4, 2025

Kirking

Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.

Person 1: I heard Danny was being weird on the bus again.
Person 2: Yeah, he was Kirking Charlotte.

by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024