Thomas the Tank Engine Kink

A kink whereas someone will go as so far as to spank thomas the tank engine plushes.

i have a thomas the tank engine kink.

by Franziska von Karma August 29, 2021

Aksel takes Jennifers virginity kink

Des has it for some reason and finds it "hot"

-Jen

Des has an Aksel takes Jennifers virginity kink and he finds it hot and cute

by JenniferHatesPeople June 17, 2019

Leah has a piss kink

Leah is a very short girl with a huge love for her piss kink even though she denies it all the time.

oml Leah is stalking people in the toilet! Leah has a piss kink.

by jess god August 7, 2021

Does levi have a piss kink?

no.

person 1: hey, does levi have a piss kink?
swag person 2: no he doesn't.

by bruhhs July 18, 2021

person who has a hand kink

Mica. Arabella. So disappointing. They see hands and they go crazy

Person 1: did you see those hands?
Arabella: OMG LET ME SEE THEM NOW

Mica: ME TOO

Person 2: damn that is a person who has a hand kink

by Cjejsnajakalznf May 30, 2021

Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli

guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are

by beat_this_ April 24, 2015

China Kink

A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.

Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence

by PastaRolls July 29, 2019