keystoner

A clueless touron from Pennsylvania (nickname: the Keystone State), usually from some obscure small town in central PA, who vacations in Ocean City in the summer and drives like a complete and total jackass on Coastal Highway, blocking traffic by going 20 MPH or less, not paying attention to anyone else around them, and cutting across three lanes of traffic without warning to make a turn (a.k.a., a "Pennsylvania left-hand turn"). They are also infamous for asking idiotic questions like "Where's the beach?", "How do I get to the Boardwalk?", and "Have you ever heard of a place called Seacrets?".

"Dude, some keystoner just pulled a Pennsylvania left-hand turn on Coastal Highway and caused a three-car accident."

"Some keystoners just asked me how to get to the beach."

Can also be used as an adjective: "I would have been here a half hour ago, but I got keystoned on Coastal Highway. Damn tourons." (keystoned = surrounded by keystoners going 20 MPH, and unable to pass.)

by OC Local July 1, 2007

Keyshawn

A kid who smells like milk and thinks defending himself with yo mama jokes and “you’re gay” will make him win arguments

Keyshawn: “Lowkey she got a fat 🍑”

by Johnny Sinssss June 12, 2020

Keyser

A man that uses keys for anal penetration.

Dave walks into steve's room and see's steve naked with legs in the air pointing to the sky and a big hairy ass staring at him.
Dave: Fuck man stop with the keyser crap, ur making me ill.
Steve: Shut the fuck up bitch, dont knock it till u tried it, help me unlock my ass.

by The Dirty Pajerty July 4, 2011

Keystone Pipeline

When you are having intercourse at a gas station and you shove the gas pump up your partners ass and pump a full gallon into their bowels.

I was getting kinky the other day at the gas station and really gave my friend Christian the ol' Keystone Pipeline.

by lemonhunter87 April 6, 2017

Keyshawn

The worst person on earth
A simp that plays football and that thinks he is better than everyone else. An asshole and can make any girl pregnant and not pay for child support

I hate Keyshawn

by yoursisterisgay October 15, 2021

Sexy Keyseys

In much the same way Keyseys defines kisses, Sexy Keyseys correctly identifies the act of asking for a sexual favor. Usually is only asked in the form of a text message, however may be spoken aloud to a significant other. Texting or saying Sexy Keyseys, is regarded as the most polite way to ask for a sexual favor. Sexy Keyseys is not just the act of intercourse; can be used to define fellatio or cunnilingus.

Mans text:

Sexy Keyseys?

Womans text:

No Sexy Keyeys. :(

by B10S September 3, 2010

Keyster

To visually undress and 'fuck' somebody; to check someone's 'assets' out intensely, most commonly as they pass

As the milf walked by the two teenage males, they thoroughly keystered her large ass and double-D's.

by Violet! October 20, 2008