Backdoor Key

n. The act of opening one's backdoor, that is, anal sex

"Hey, you know I wanna be your backdoor key, its about time I opened it up"

John: "Did you hear about Matt?"
Chris: "No what happened?"
John: "While he was fucking Shirley she gave him the key to her backdoor"

by Mitch Tight and Bright March 22, 2011

stuck key

A derogatory term describing some one who doesn't have their thoughts together. Term may have originated from the first users of electric typewriters, computer jargon.

Old man Johnny has a stuck key and is a half bubble off when he starts talking nonsense and repeating himself like that.

I just can't seem to keep my ducks in a rowwwwwww anymore.

by Mt^Top March 22, 2011

John Key

Pony tail. Named for the New Zealand Prime minister's well-known fondness for pulling women and little girls' pony tails.

Hey man, your hair's getting real long.
I know, I have to wear it in a John Key at work.

by Caspin April 26, 2016

major key

The most important thing/the most crucial aspect

Getting drunk is the major key to having fun tonight

by tsizz13 July 5, 2016

Low Key Hokey Pokey

Fucking on the DL.

Me: Ay gurl, wanna do the low key hokey pokey?
Girl: Okie dokie!

by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017

Low key offended

When you are inwardly offended by something minor but don't want to say you're offended and make a big deal. Sometimes you'll make a sarcastic, passive aggressive comment to express you're offended but generally you recover from being low key offended instantly after you feel it.

I was low key offended that Barbara didn't tell me she was going for a coffee.

by gbag84 November 13, 2018

rundi key bachi

Daughter of a prostitute. Used as a form of verbal abuse for a woman/female in India and Pakistan.

Madiha Shareef bari rundi key bachi hai

Rundi key bachi Faryal nai aik motay sai shadi karli.

by Khuwar October 10, 2019