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cheeky ken dodd

A bucket of the Colonel's finest fried chicken, from the fast food outlet KFC
"Ay Jimmy, you wanna get a cheeky ken dodd before we hit the town?"

"Feeling a bit rough after that fat cheeky ken dodd we had earlier..."
by cunnysmum May 8, 2006
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dini-ken

dini-ken or diniken.
means that you dont understand something.
for example:i dini-ken where you are.
by shanice September 4, 2005
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black ken

n. Originating from ken

1. A ken of peculiarly dark colour.
That's the last time I drink Guinness and red wine cocktails. I had a black ken this morning.
by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005
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Dirty ken

A dirty Ken is where a man goes over to his gran house and while she's lying in bed clean the house and organise her cupboards in a nonchalantly manner causing her to wake in surprise at her tydy home thanks to her grandchild
Just went and did a dirty Ken on my nan
by Kymru March 28, 2020
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The Ken-Tucky

Def 1.The act of tucking a penis between ones legs, giving way to the appearance of a vagina. Often done as a last minute attempt to make a friend laugh or performed in the mirror by confused sociopaths to the tune of 80s pop music.

Def 2.Playing out a sick fantasy in the attempt at replicating Ken Dolls shiny dickless mound by way of a good pube wax and solid tuck job for ones own self gratification...? most likely stemming from an extremely lonely childhood.
Ex.
Shane-Eh bro quick question, tucked in or out?
Jonas- Aww come on dude, gross!
Shane- (Extreme Laughter) The "Ken-Tucky" makey Jo feel yucky!!
Jonas-Feel better now perv?! (looking away) God Damn your sick!
Shane- (lip pop) It's ok to be turned on, just tell me I look good!
Jonas- (glancing back) Bro! untuck your shit!
Shane- Untuck what and call me sistaa.
Jonas- I'm outta here before I end up on Dateline.
Shane- Haha silly willy(hands on hips looking into a mirror) I kinda like it.
Jonas- WTF!?! (door slam)
Shane- Forget him its just me and you tonight SLUT!

Sen.
Jeffery is totally freakin me out man, the chap stick every five minutes, burning me glam rock CDs and don't forget the Ken-Tucky routine, it was only kinda funny the first time!

Would you fuck me? Cause I'd fuck me!

Last Halloween my girlfriend and I were Barbie and Ken and so long story short I gave the pubes a good thrice over with some quality wax, packed away the goods, (chuckles) and u should have seen her face when she tried going down on me that night only to find a reflection off a beautifly played "Ken-Tucky."
by GWizz September 6, 2012
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hokuto shin-ken

v. Originating partly from ken and partly from a fictional martial art called Hokuto Shinken, featured in the anime series "Fist Of The North Star".

1. An incredibly vile smelling liquid ken that leaves the anus with massive explosive force, almost filling the toilet bowl with excrement as well as coating the sides. The force of a hokuto shin-ken is sometimes sufficient to propel the excreter several inches into the air.

2. Considered to be more severe than a holocaust ken, in fact the most extreme form of ken
Shitting in Mr T's bin would have been bad enough but I did a hokuto shin-ken which not only meant that I had to wipe my arse up his front door, but the smell also killed his geraniums.
by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005
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Dirty Ken

A dirty Ken is whenever to FAGS suck eachother of and then shove spoons up this ass
Wow my boyfriend just pulled a dirty Ken last night I'm gonna need surgery on my asshole
by Nun your business March 16, 2021
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