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Jordan

The wild jordan can often be found getting his ass eaten out by blake campbell. He is super dumb and cant even correctly copy of my paper. Sometimes he gets caught looking at sammy springers tight asscheeks and tries to conceal his boner.
Dude that guy needs to stop looking at that girl with a tight ass.

yeah what a Jordan.
by ugh2 May 5, 2017
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Jordan

Jordan, shes a beautiful amazing wonderful human. But she's a cheater(watch out for that). She's very beautiful, sexy, and down for whatever. She will smoke yo smoke so yeah she cool. She doesn't like most but when she does she absolutely loves them. She talks to too many guys while y'all are dating. She's unfaithful, but damn she's beautiful.
Guy 1: you know Jordan

Guy 2: ya, y'all are dating right

Guy 1: not anymore she cheated on me
by N!GGA July 1, 2018
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Jordan

He looks like a girl and is inferior to all
by Chickenwaffle89 March 5, 2020
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Jordan

(Female) Jordan is a total snake, She will pretend to be kind but once you get to know her she’s a bitchy, lying, hoe. Jordan’s always have peoples names in their mouths, they can’t keep quiet about anyone. She also looks like a spider with her skinny little legs.
Girl: ew a spider!!
Boy: lol that’s just Jordan
by KatySnow2010 February 10, 2018
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Jordan

A Jordan is slang for a Mexican gay man.
Man, those two Mexican guys are totally Jordan for each other.
by Bizmarquee549 February 16, 2017
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Jordan

Jordan is a cute, athletic girl. Is very outgoing and funny. When you hear her laugh, it just makes your day. She is very smart, but stubborn. She has lots of friends because she is good at being social and nice to people. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. She also hates it when she hurts other people in any way. Jordan is someone that you would really want as a friend.
“I need a Jordan in my life.”

“I think everyone needs a Jordan.”❤️
by Chippgirl_18 October 14, 2018
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