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Jordan is a young loving man with a humongous horse dick!
Jordan is hot and sexy!
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Jordan - An annoying short kid who will desperately deprive himself of jokes in hopes someone will laugh, which they rarely do. Also insanely obsessed with video games, and will usually have an expensive PC. And of course, was a hardcore Minecraft gamer at some point in their lives.
Guy 1: "Hey, you know that Jordan kid over ther-"
Guy 2: "Oh, him. Yeah, I don't wanna hear another one of his jokes. I do not want to relive that."
by Largeboi21 November 2, 2018
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In the female case a Jordan is very hot and is most likely to get an std before she turns 18. Biggest ho around. Her pussy pops more than an old mans knee with arthritis.
Do u know Jordan? - U mean that really hot girl?
by Friend of a Jordan January 7, 2019
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A very huge and lazy person, Jordan typically comes to work and watches everyone else work. He tends to be a funny guy, but doesn’t like to do anything but eat.
Man..... that boy Jordan is lazy
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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A stuck up asshole who uses girls and is a complete dick to everyone
God I hate Jordan
by Emo chick May 2, 2019
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by assasin May 5, 2018
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a guy who is not gutsy enough to ask out a girl
"ask her out bro"
"nah man i feel like a Jordan."
by thebezelowner June 1, 2018
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