Jacked up kidney top

Pheochromocytoma, a tumor of the adrenal medulla causing it to secrete large amounts of epinephrine and norepinephrine.

"My patient in room 214 has a jacked up kidney top so I had to prescribe her phentolamine."

by David Cartwright May 17, 2007

Put A Jacket On

To calm down, fuck off, stop being a prick, or anything of the sort.

Lucas: "Rob was getting pissed at Jim so I told him to put a jacket on"
James: "Good call"

by Douey December 9, 2008

swagger jacker

a person who doesn't know how to be themselves so they copy other people's style, hobbies and etc.they might try to look and be just like you and try to take your boy/girl friends

swagge jacker is said by many rappers

Aye, that chick over there is a swagga jacka(swagger jacker).

by the_ _kid December 17, 2008

Liquid Jacket

1) This phrase refers to the effect alcohol gives to one's tolerance to the cold. It is more commonly used in the colder states. Using this phrase, one is saying that the alcohol is providing all the warmth one needs to go outside into the cold, without needing a real jacket.

2) It also can be used to mean that one is so plastered that any and all bad weather can be ignored.

1) Guy 1: Dude, it's hovering around -10 degrees out there...don't you want to grab your jacket?

Guy 2: S'all good man, I already have my liquid jacket on.

2) Girl 1: It's pouring out there! Where's your jacket?

Girl 2: It's ok, I brought my liquid jacket with me.

by Union T December 7, 2006

Green Jacket

A female who has the following characteristics:
(NOTE: It can be just one of them not all of them.)

A. Prude
B. Stays out of trouble
C. Plays sports
D. Gets good grades
E. Plays by the rules and listens to parents

In other words just a goody two shoes who doesnt like to have fun! This originated in Nebraska when girls on the soccer team would wear Green Jackets.

Dan: Hey Tom!

Tom: Yo dan what you doin tonight?

Dan: I dunno probably nothing I have to be to bed by nine.

Tom: LAWLZORZ! What are you a green jacket?

by hotshotsuperstar67832 July 15, 2009

ass jacket

For the love of all things sacred, it certainly isn't what that other guy wrote. Holy shit.

My name is not a form of gay sex.

by AssJacket January 26, 2005

jocketspree

When a young girl is scared to fuck because she thinks the condom is gonna rip, so she makes him where a condom over the condom.

That bitch Debbie is such a jocketspree, she made me buy 2 condoms.

by ferrywizzler December 1, 2004