High Jacked

What happens when you open your fridge, realize that there is food missing, and your most likely suspect is someone who is high.

How do you know you've been high jacked?

How?

Your place has been broken in to, and only the string cheese is missing.

by Pearljammers December 6, 2009

Jimmy jacked

An explosion of energy by one usually acquired through sex, football, or other fun-like activities.

I'm excited, no I'm more than excited. I'm jimmy jacked.

by Mitchell-Francis June 6, 2010

Jacked to the Tits

Implies that something is "all fucked up", "all jacked up" or otherwise "FUBARed".

Person 1: Why are you beating the shit out of the computer?

Person 2: Facebook is all jacked to the tits today and not working right.

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Nevermind, I'll just put it urban dictionary so that it can actually be considered a word or phrase.

by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 25, 2010

Jackie

One fat ass mf eats everyone’s food in the fridge and claims it wasn’t her. Her nickname is papadaline or cacaline

Woahhh Jackie looks bigger

by Wsppp April 20, 2019

jacked

when you're girlfriend doesn't put out ever. Even if you may deserve it.

"So did you get laid this weekend brah?"
"No man, I got Jacked again"

by the quad FTW January 31, 2009

Jackie

Jackie is a girl who is hard to describe. When you first meet her she could be quiet and hesitant to questions. If you spot her around well-known family or friends, you can see she can be quite bubbly and happy. But that's what she looks like on the outside, most of the time she bottles up her emotions trying not to show who she really is. She can be quick-tempered and irritable, seeming to be emotionless and rude. She can be annoying and talk too much around friends or family. Most of the time she is misunderstood, people thinking she's an evil manipulative person. But if you get to know her she's actually a fun person to be friends with.

Jackie snapped at the boy, "Shut up, will you?"

by TheLoneRaven June 20, 2019

jacked down

When a liquid, height or any sort of amount is dramatically reduced. Typically used in an Xtreme, or passionate manner of speech. In such a manner one might say "jacked up" but since the instance is referring to a lessening of amount "jacked down" is used (ant. jacked up.)(syn.lowered)

Dave: "Dude. M2 Dew Xtreme is some B2W (balls to the wall) shit. I slammed a 2 liter this morning nude surfsailing Satan's Chasm, but now this afternoon my blood sugar is jacked up."

Shane: "So your blood sugar is high then? It should be low."

Dave: "Ya, dude. I meant 'jacked down' (Dave winks at Urban Dictionary and reapplies zinc oxide to nose)".

Shane: "Noob."

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Did you see the Governator speak at graduation? He looked so jacked down in person.

by SmugSockMonkey June 11, 2006