Juan is the love of your life. He doesn't know it but he's the only reason you wake up in the morning and makes you feel so special every single day. He doesn't speak English but still talks to you every single day. He is so cute and gives you butterflies and makes you feel like shit when your not with him. He's not your man, but one day he will be.
Me: there's a feeling in my chest and I don't know if it's love or pain because of the fact that Juan isnt mine yet. I'm in love with Juan Jose Lopez
by Jaydasbsf March 09, 2024
A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.
Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung..
I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.
I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.
by FKN_Lii October 21, 2022
A holiday in January where people across the land celebrate the legendary horse on the balcony, Juan.
by Richard ‘Dick’ N. N. N. Lord November 02, 2020
the alteratioin of a woman's voice so that it is artificially deep, in an effort to emulate the voice of a man. Particularly effective when trying to digust or otherwise irritate your friends.
i just told my roommate an entire story in juan paco voice and i keep being obscene and she's like "IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES"
by manifest January 16, 2007
Get the Juan paco mug.
Mike: the other day i was drivin down the street and i almost hit a Juan Paco who was trying to sell me oranges
JR: yea you gotta watch out for them there everywhere here in southern california
JR: yea you gotta watch out for them there everywhere here in southern california
by Mike_aka_007 March 04, 2007
A guy who is very retarded, threatened to shoot down the school trying to frame someone else. Got deported for 2 weeks, was beat up by his parents and big brother who raped him very hard he couldn't sit down for days. Says he dated a girl who was actually a guy. Always says he is dating girls which are probably all dudes. Says he owned black ops 6, but said he didn't cz someone almost told his brother who would have beat him Likes to vape. Got called by security during class when trying to hide a vape who's was a girl's. Dropping the vape in front of security guard while trying to hide it. Dumbass saved himself by allowing a search. Everyone bullied his bitch ass.
by eddie_is_dumb69 December 11, 2024