Bum towels

Toilet paper, loo roll, bog roll

Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll

by Auslang April 17, 2015

lip bum

When someone doesn't know it's actually called lip balm, they call it lip bum. Don't ask me why they do it, they just do.

Billy: Why do you wear lip bum?
Mel: IT'S LIP BALM YOU IDIOT.

by cheesefanatic July 2, 2017

Bum-Bailiff

One who engages in anal sex.

My new boyfriend is a bum-bailiff. He only wants to do my arse.

Carl is a bum-bailiff.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Bum Bucks

A bum that recieves unemployment money

Dante: "Every fortnight the government gives me bum bucks for doing nothing"

by Anonymous tripfag August 27, 2018

Mini-bum

Woman private part, vagina.

What a hairy mini-bum, or I'm gonna plow that mini-bum.

by Bilski May 25, 2018

Gay Bum

A bum that walks around with a slight smirk on his face, asking everyone in sight if they're gay. He will approach random guys, look around to see if anyone's watching, then point at them and ask "you gay?". Typically found in libraries, this one is best to be avoided.

Random Dude: Ah, finally an empty computer! Now to check my email...
Gay Bum: Sits down right next to him, rolls his chair closer and points. "you gay?".
Random Dude: Huh, who are you?
Gay Bum: Yeah, I figured you were gay..

by re3ja June 21, 2013

Fizzy Bum

The act of inserting an ecstasy tablet into the anus, in an attempt to maximise the effect of the drug.

Get that pill out of your mouth!

It's destined to become a Fizzy Bum, and it's headed straight for my arse.

by Edward Honda August 4, 2008