Booty Mail

A booty call through email.

J: Check your email.
P: Did I just receive a booty mail from you?
J: See ya tonight!

by Bug Smasher September 26, 2017

mail

pictures and videos

send me sum mail so i can make your edit

by joe walking January 30, 2022

toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023

Potato Mail

When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper

Today was such a great birthday, then after my party, I got home and recieved some potato mail.

by Mr. Ornelas October 8, 2017

MAIL

My Ass Is Laughing.

Used when LOL won't cut it. Similar to LMAO, Smeh or ROFL

Ex:

Otto: Whats ur biggest fear?
Otto: Mine is knowing we almost never met. You?

Chapman: BEARS MAIL

Chapman:

Otto: MAIL so hard rn

by Lectric Larry January 17, 2019

voice mail critics

when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)

my friend and i became voice mail critics

by margarita mckenzie June 10, 2009

green mail

A copious attempt to gain someone’s favor or change their mind by offering them huge amounts of money.

Hey Bob, you’re the best player in the game. How’s abouts you take this Green Mail and not show up to tomorrow’s championship game?

Elvira - “I’ll never be yours Tony”…. 1 week later,
Tony - “Your man is dead, l’m the new boss,..
Elvira - “just a minute, Iet me get my coat”.

by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024