isaiah is the swaggiest person in the whole wide world and his smile lightens up everyones day, as i have known him for such a short amount of time but i feel he is truly my ride or die. thank you isaiah for being the best person ever and i wish to create more memories with you.
by macdemarco360 January 20, 2024

Isaiah is a type of guy who is obsessed with grapefruit and stuffing. He will not stop at nothing to get his stuffing, grapefruit, or any food. He throws tantrums if he doesn't get his meals and especially grapefruit. He always watches asmr and mukbang on school computers in computer labs and has a time limit on his phone.
by its.kels.izurieta April 23, 2020

A dark skinned, beautiful boy with very long limbs. His arms are incredibly long, almost as long as his legs, which are also very long. I've never seen anyone with arms that long before, I'm starting to think he might have a medical condition. He also has a very round, voluptuous, thick ass. He is a very sensual person with a lot to offer sexually. He loves to be the center of attention, as he should be with a booty like that. His buttocks is almost as large as his forehead. If I were a man, I would love to wipe my 'you-know-what' across his giant cerebral. However, he plays very under par games. These games are commonly played by the disabled, which makes me wonder if he is mentally impaired as well.
John: "Wow! That guy over there has such large, paddled feet! What is his name?"
James: "Oh? That man with the giant ass?"
John: "Yeh! That guy with the thicc backside and large forehead!"
James: "I think that is Isaiah! His forehead is so large you could play football on it!"
John: "Wow! Do you think he has a mental condition? He seems a little slow.."
James: "I think he might, I heard he plays Apex and other low-IQ games."
James: "Oh? That man with the giant ass?"
John: "Yeh! That guy with the thicc backside and large forehead!"
James: "I think that is Isaiah! His forehead is so large you could play football on it!"
John: "Wow! Do you think he has a mental condition? He seems a little slow.."
James: "I think he might, I heard he plays Apex and other low-IQ games."
by Anon696969696969696 January 11, 2022

by yaurrr June 27, 2022

A non-anime person who is very white and short and has blonde hair but he is friends with anime characters. He is the bane of 7A.
by Mystery_is_a_Mystery May 31, 2018

Any man named Isaiah can do a kickass Ozzy Osbourne impression. He is also a guitar god and the nicest guy you'll meet. He likes to act tough but in reality he can kill you with kindness. He is also a big fan of classic cars and classic rock.
by colewhite November 14, 2019
