Yarnells Ice Cream

BEST ICE CREAM MADE IN ARKANSAS USA.
MADE FROM 1923-2011
The old man died of the company and then his kids sold the company and fired 7000 Employees.

Better the Blue Bell.

guy1: Hey dude have you tried this ice cream its SOO GOOD!

guy2: Yeah i did, did you know the company was shut down an there no longer making the product

guy1: WTF !!! WHY!! it was soooooo GOOD.

guy2: Tough luck.

guy1: I HATE YOU..... (SOBS)

guy2: Its okay, No one has any of it there probably all sold out.

guy3: Hey guys, i just bought like 13 boxes of yarnells ice cream.

guy1: (GUN SHOT) BANG BANG BANG, guy3 has died

guy2: WTH DUDE WTF IS WRONGE WITH YOU : calls 911

guy1 BANG BANG BANG shots fired. ITS MINE ITS BETTER THEN BLUE BELL AN METH.

by Tyson Dave January 6, 2012

Neopolitan ice cream

Ice cream with three strips of flavor. One strip is chocolate, another vanilla, and the third is Strawberry.

Hey Jimmy, put that Neopolitan ice cream in my mouth.

by The Jason Himself December 9, 2008

Keystone Ice Cream

The combination of chasing rum (preferably Bartons Gold Rum) with Keystone Ice. The result is a creamy concoction that resembles ice cream.

Mike - "Hey Kyle, are you tryin' to party?"
Kyle - "Hell yeah, let's get some Keystone Ice Cream."

by Yoshi Man the G December 8, 2010

Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties

When one sees a woman's bosom and is so enticed he compares them to not one but two scoops of ice cream titties.

Comes in many flavors: titties and cream, oreo titties, neapolotitties, tittiemisu....

Jeff: Wow, i would scoop that
Bob: Well, i would double scoop them ICE CREAM TITTIES
Jeff: I don't know. I've never really gone for chocolate.

by fat kid in movies June 20, 2011

vanilla ice cream

A White Person, A "Cracker"
See 'Cracker'

(From the Popular Comedian Stephen Lynch's Song)"Oh, I Hate Vanilla Ice Cream, I Love Chocolate Instead, I Hope She Likes Her Soul Food With a Little Wonder Bread"

by Greene Blob August 15, 2006

Mint chocolate chip ice cream

The best ice cream, who ever that doesn’t like it is weak

“Hey Blake do you like this mint chocolate chip ice cream?” “ No sorry I do not” “Blake you are weak”

by Somebodythatyousedtoknow October 14, 2019

hot ice cream

A sexual act similar to felching that requires breast milk instead of semen.

"We need to come up with a new sex fetish."
"How about something involving breast milk?"
"You mean like squirting it up someone's ass, then sucking it back out?"
"So... Hot ice cream?"
"YES!"

by [e-mail] October 24, 2011