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i have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you

To give a handjob/fist you.
My girlfriend said "I have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you."
by .45 J4Y January 23, 2023
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I don't have time

When you say you don't have time for something, what you're really saying is, "This is not a priority for me right now." The 'no time' excuse is seductive because it sounds reasonable and removes personal responsibility. Research has found that it's socially acceptable to be busy, even admirable in our culture, which is why so many people lean on that excuse rather than just admitting the truth: 'This isn't my main focus right now.'
When my girl friend asked me to help her Chemistry assignment, I was like, 'I don't have time,' but really I just wanted to binge-watch my favorite show instead.
by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025
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Stealing from me so that I have to work hard

Hym "Except I don't actually have to work hard though and now you are stealing from me so that I have to work hard. So, I'm just not going to pay my taxes or work hard and if anyone comes to do anything about it before I get paid for the work that is being stolen I'm just going to murder a child. A little girl (specifically). And for having to wait this long for my money, someone is going to have to be punished for this. Maximally. I'm under surveillance so it is going to be very public child murder and the people who are a part of the other side are all public figures and everyone already knows who they are. So that'll be fun with them. And as George Carlin once said: 'The public is garbage' so they need to shut up and the internet filthy are all panhandling also garbage and should have don't what I told them to do."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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I have daughters

You are not doing anything for your daughters by doing this.
Breeder "I have daughters."

Hym "Whatever it is you think your daughters are going to gain from this is not going to come to fruition. You are not doing it for your daughters and SOMEONE ELSE'S DAUGHTER... WILL and HAS already been harmed as a DIRECT RESULT of what YOU are trying to do to ME. You need to use your faculties of reason... To override that filthy monkey brain of yours... And understand that RATHER THAN engaging with what I have been you choose to bark mouth sounds at me to make some banal point about life THAT ISN'T EVEN TRUE because YOU THOUGHT THE THREAT WAS NOT REAL... And ONCE YOU DO... Once you accept that information as the truth... You will see that you are making everything worse for everyone and that you need to give me the credit I deserve and leave me alone to live a life commensurate with my contribution to society in peace. It is better than every alternative your little non-AI creating brain can imagine and it is better for everyone. And now that the bodies have begun pile up there is no denying that. It would have been better for every if you had done it 7 years ago or even 2. All of that barking... WILL NEVER make up for the fact that the words 'I guess we were wrong' were the only way to avoid death that has and is going to ensue. The second the AI came online. The second you found out for certain that what I was claiming was true. That was the only move for you to make and instead your response was queen X+1."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
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