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Human Loofah

Where a naked midget covered in soap is rubbed against another naked 'normal' person
So me and my Girlfriend are gonna go hire a midget hooked and make her into a Human Loofah
by ThyRevenant January 10, 2018
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Human Cholesterol

Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.
IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."
by Netah March 23, 2008
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human utters

The breast of human females. Much like a cow's. Only... Human.

Breasts Tits Boobies
Excuse me sir.. Did you just call these tits? These are my human utters.
by PartTimePhilosophers June 23, 2017
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Human Butterflying

An instance in which two or more people (human or otherwise) touch their individual butt-holes to that of another person.
During the covid-19 quarantine Pom Pom Purin and Macaroon passed the time by Human Butterflying.
by HumanButterfly enthusiast April 18, 2020
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Human Prozac

A person who is kept in contact with for the express purpose of making yourself feel better when you are sad, depressed, angry, etc.
That girl is just human prozac. He only texts her so she will make him laugh.
by Amphritritis November 23, 2016
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Human rat

The term human rat is derived from groups of people that have no apparent critical thought process. Human rats conform to all social norms whether it’s based in reality or not, while also embracing a life of poverty. Human rats can be submissive to government and authority especially if threatened with fear based trauma. Usually human rats do what ever they please disregarding others well being. Human rats are a variety of a gridder, homeless person.
That human rat just tried to break into that car then he ran off into the city streets
by SlimeOnTheBlock April 28, 2023
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Human H

when a girl takes it from behind from one guy and gives a blowjob to another guy. thus forming a human h.
Ray: so what'd you end up doing friday

Joe: we human h'ed that bitch
by Bobby Bronzeman June 22, 2011
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