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Human Droideka

A Human Droideka is created when ones penis is attached to his nostril by any means (superglue, sewing, etc.)

The name comes from the fact that in order to move while in Human Droideka form, one must roll in a fashion similar to Droideka from Star Wars.
Seth: Dude David was so wasted at the party last night, he passed out!
Ryan: You should have stayed, Evin and Nick turned him into a Human Droideka with superglue. When he woke up he started rolling around the house looking for his pants.
by Anony Mouz January 10, 2011
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human utters

The breast of human females. Much like a cow's. Only... Human.

Breasts Tits Boobies
Excuse me sir.. Did you just call these tits? These are my human utters.
by PartTimePhilosophers June 23, 2017
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Human Cholesterol

Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.
IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."
by Netah March 23, 2008
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Human Loofah

Where a naked midget covered in soap is rubbed against another naked 'normal' person
So me and my Girlfriend are gonna go hire a midget hooked and make her into a Human Loofah
by ThyRevenant January 10, 2018
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Human Tabloid

A person who primarily derives pleasure from acquiring and then spreading private, sensitive, and potentially harmful information about other people. Such activities are typically their primary form of entertainment, and they usually justify their behavior by pointing out how common and "normal" it is.
My neighbor is basically a human tabloid. Every time I speak to her, she is always so damn eager to share sensitive personal information (juicy gossip) about other people, while simultaneously trying to nose her way into my own affairs, no doubt intending to spread my own dirt far and wide as well. Usually, she feigns genuine concern, but she is obviously solely motivated by the prospect of entertaining herself, because at no point does she use the information she gains to actually help anybody. What a bitch. Human tabloids like her are everywhere, so you gotta stay on your toes.
by Jimbob Cleetus III September 1, 2020
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Human H

when a girl takes it from behind from one guy and gives a blowjob to another guy. thus forming a human h.
Ray: so what'd you end up doing friday

Joe: we human h'ed that bitch
by Bobby Bronzeman June 22, 2011
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Human Butterflying

An instance in which two or more people (human or otherwise) touch their individual butt-holes to that of another person.
During the covid-19 quarantine Pom Pom Purin and Macaroon passed the time by Human Butterflying.
by HumanButterfly enthusiast April 18, 2020
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