Jake Hanson

Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!

Jake Hanson fouled out again! What a shock!

by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2021

Caeden hanson

Swag

Sheeeeesh that nigga caeden hanson swag no cap

by Piercelmao January 7, 2022

jake hanson

discord kitten

woah jake hanson’s a discord kitten

by iheartmilfs4eva February 3, 2022

Anthony Haston

Monke man with small peen and has a weird obsession with circles.

Damn Anthony Haston is a monke

"why is there a monke running after a circle naked?" oh must be anthony

by buttholepeniz April 8, 2022

Vanessa Hanson

THE HOTTEST GOD DAMN WOMAN IN THE WORLD!!!

Damn she is a Vanessa Hanson.

by Jerr Kinoff March 11, 2022

Wearing hats with haircut

Basically if you wear a hat after you get a haircut you get 0 bitches and you fat and ugly.

Wearing hats with haircut .Smithy wor his hat that can only mean his haircut got fucked.

by Elver Gallarga June 4, 2022

Pat Hanson

Gam artist. Someone who makes up stories to bond with the boys

Pat Hanson is a serial gam artist. He just told me he got 78 runs in grade 6

by Hickerydickerydock September 12, 2022