Bohemian Handshake

The act of giving a hand job while they are passed out on the carpet.

Everyone watched as she gave him the Bohemian Handshake at the party since he was the first to pass out.

by seagate4life February 11, 2010

Polynesian Handshake

The sexual act of shitting into your own hand and then giving someone a handjob.

I once knew this guy that wouldn't jack off unless it was a Polynesian handshake...

by Rory September 3, 2007

Barbertuckian Handshake

See hand job. How women greet strangers in Barberton.

I met this girl at club energy yesterday. I wasnt expecting to get a barbertuckian handshake.

by mickey l brown January 30, 2008

Indiana Handshake

A method of greeting where the greeter grasps and vigorously manipulates the genitalia of person being greeted.

When I met her in the bar in Angola, Indiana I accidentally jizzed my pants when she greeted my with the Indiana Handshake.

by jsmitty75 July 24, 2011

gentleman's handshake

A gentleman's handshake is when one man inserts his hand into a woman's vagina and another man inserts his hand into the same woman's anus and the two men's hands meet somewhere inside her and they give a handshake.

Timmy walked into his mother's bedroom without knocking and saw that his father and uncle where engaged in a gentleman's handshake to the pleasure of his mother.

by Orlando Bich January 10, 2008

Alabama Handshake

the act of coming in your hand and slapping your sexual partner in the face

i pulled out and gave her an alabama handshake

by bevdogg May 6, 2011

lake jackson handshake

Grabbing the nearest dick handy and pumping for all your worth.

I wasn't expecting it, but suddenly in the middle of class, he gave me a Lake Jackson Handshake

by Hannibal March 29, 2003