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A Salty Handshake

A name for a uncomfortable public handjob given by a gay man to a straight man.
You Boys Want To Go Into The Hall And Have A Salty Handshake?
by PiggieFatNose January 29, 2019
mugGet the A Salty Handshakemug.

Halifax Handshake

When your partners anal cavity is too loose to achieve an orgasm through penetration alone. You must insert your hand and jerk off inside.
Dude 1: I dont think I can see Karen again. Had to give her the Halifax Handshake.
Dude 2: Gross. Can I get her number?
by NotThatGuy4152 May 22, 2020
mugGet the Halifax Handshakemug.

personal handshake

Giving a handjob to somebody after a good job.
*Finishes GTA race after 1 hour*
Is given a personal handshake by somebody in the group
by BurgerRing8 March 26, 2016
mugGet the personal handshakemug.

Bartender’s Handshake

When a customer tries to shake your hand like they’re tipping you for fat pours, but they give you an empty palm like you’re friends. You then spike their drink with something that causes them to fuck up their whole life.
This motherfucker last night tried to give me the “I’m a regular” speech, with jack and shit in his hand. So I dumped what I had left in his drink. I heard that he lost his shit and almost killed a cop. Don’t come with an empty hand to a Bartender’s handshake.
by Snaaaaaz November 22, 2019
mugGet the Bartender’s Handshakemug.

mississippi handshake

When you cover your hand in shit and then give a sloppy handjob
Oh I just got the best Mississippi handshake from Dillon earlier
by Kiezobeast September 24, 2016
mugGet the mississippi handshakemug.

Wollongong handshake

The Wollongong handshake is a unique way people from Wollongong and the Illawarra region of NSW (especially fucken Dapto) use to greet each other.

To use the Wollongong handshake you must find a sharp object (e.g. A knife, a sharpened toothbrush etc.) then you walk up to someone to greet them and shiv them in the guts.
G’day Tony! *proceeds to give the Wollongong handshake* Hope you’re doin well. *Tony proceeds to bleed out*
by durrymunchayoda June 18, 2022
mugGet the Wollongong handshakemug.

Kentucky handshake

A handjob. Anytime someone pleasures another person using only their hands. "The ol' ball n' chain was too tired for sex, but she gave me a quick

Kentucky handshake!"
Catholic girls give good Kentucky handshakes!
by Shitbiscuit May 9, 2014
mugGet the Kentucky handshakemug.

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