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high school sports 

An activity that is given way to much credit than it actually deserves. While the athletes have fun, get all the popularity, get all the recognition from their school, and get scholarships, the kids who work their asses off in school and outside in other activities such as science, robotics, art...(things that actually matter) don't get any acknowledgement. And it ends up that only a couple people from each school actually get scholarships for sports or play for their college but the funding still flows towards high school sports. Thank you America.
Athlete: Dude, I just got a full scholarship to Duke for basketball! I'm so glad I played high school sports!

Computer Geek: I got a 4.5 this year but I'm still waiting for my admission into college.
high school sports by Nizar May 8, 2014

High School Musicaling 

(v.) the act of strutting around randomly, often times in another person's house, dancing and singing to the high school musical soundtrack. (often not very good.)
Riley went to Carina's house, who had put on the sound track from the movie, and they were high school musicaling all day.

Riley almost lost her limbs from high school musicaling.

High School in 2017 

Poorly thought out and inefficient way of preparing teens for adulthood

Staff
The school staff is full of middle-aged cucks or teachers, principals, and counselors for short.

Counselors like to take little situations way out of proportions.

Teachers take pleasure in seeing all of our hopes and dreams crushed. They only way you could prevent this is to become a “teacher's pet” and you’re forced to basically suck them off until graduation. Routines include a large amount of homework with a only one day to complete it, unexpected quizzes with questions that don’t relate to any of the topics you learned/worked on, and not putting in grades on time but when they do it’s late credit.

Principles don’t really do anything besides mingle around the school.

Education System
We learn pointless things and do pointless things that won’t benefit at all. Why learn how do taxes for a business when you can make clay pots in art class? High school credits don’t make sense at all and you have to do extracurricular things just so you can graduate. The only useful core class is math everything else is basically useless

Bathrooms
Not worth it just wait until you get home

I would mention the cancerous students but I just hit the character limit :/

Conclusion
All in all high school is just a waste what’s supposed to be “The best years of your life”.
Elementary Student: So high school gonna be?
Me: A complete waste of life just drop out while you can.

(High School in 2017)

high school roaches 

1. roaches (remains of a blunt) that have been held on to by the owner since/during high school, for use at a later date, usually due to a high concentration that gathers at the roach's tip with age, and it gives a tense high when smoked. but smoking it is apparently worse for you than smoking a normal joint cause it fucks up your lungs worse or something

2. track 5 on the Bass Drum of Death album GB City... some punkass named Shawnee stole his high school roaches or something
1. I've held on to these roaches since i was in 11th grade... i'll get a mad high off this fuckin thing

2.

"I ran out of time
My hand gave you mine
You said you're to go
I'd write you a song?
Now I'm in my line
What can you do wrong?
What can you do wrong?
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Gimme back my high school roaches
Gimme back my high school roaches" -Bass Drum of Death, 2011

High School Football 

A sport played in high school that is way overrated its importance. The majority of the team is filled with bros and/or douches, many of whom use steroids to get an edge on the other teams and permanently fuck up their development. Very little of the team is composed of actual athletes who respect their rivals and play fair, and they are often thrown into the "jock" stereotype with the other players.
High school football player 1: "Hey brah check it out I scored some steroids. Let's take them with reckless abandon!!!"

HSFP 2: "Fuck year, we're so much better than everyone else because we take roids and play a sport!"
High School Football by An()nymous October 19, 2009

High school of American studies 

A school with lots of lit people, too much textbook reading tho. The principal is the best, and you learn how to diagram sentences with him (with him is a prepositional phrase). Terrible math program, pretty good history, but good school and Bronx sci wants to be us
Oh yeah the high school of American studies is cool