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GRIFFIN

A SEXY ASS MAN THAT I LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING FOR EVER WILL ALWAYS LOVE NO MATTER WHAT HIS HEALTH IS OR HIS MENTAL STATE
I LOVE MY GRIFFIN
by thekershnerofallkershners February 2, 2023
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griffin levitan’s fish

the fish was good as sex and felt soooo good in my hands
wow she’s a such griffin levitan’s fish, soooo hot
by sarah kennedy September 11, 2020
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Griffin Walker

The human version of a dyslexic piano
that kid is so weird, he's almost like griffin walker
by The best person Eva August 2, 2021
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Meg Griffin treatment

Basically, a child in their own family that suffers from parentification and is a scapegoat, like their sole existence is being born into the family just so they can be a punching bag that has to take everything, every insult, every hit from siblings, etc.

Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.

Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.

Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?
The writer of this word is currently experiencing Meg Griffin treatment.

Oh damn
by Buttersphere July 12, 2025
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Griffin

The long awaited king of the Teenage mutant ninja turtles, he spends his night beating up bank robbers and small children. He always pays his taxes and makes villains pay for there crimes
cool... griffin
by goofy goober 23 November 22, 2021
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Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery instead of being bossed around by people.
Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023
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