French Grammar

The most mind-numbing grammar ever invented

"English speakers must not be able to speak out language, but how will we accomplish such a task?"

Make the French grammar impossible to do unless it is a native speaker?"

by Parsival.2222 September 26, 2022

grammar

An ancient communication art, no longer widely practiced, but reputed to lead to vastly greater knowledge when wielded expertly.

Wow, that guy’s grammar is excellent! He writes so clearly!

by zenospinoza August 19, 2019

Grammar Nazi

Someone who preys on people on the internet, particularly their language skills, despite the fact the person's first language may not be english or they might even have an intellectual disability, impairment or even dyslexia. All this to boost their own ego - The worst kind of nazi.

Greg (Grammar nazi): "I believe you are mistaken! I, with my superior intellect, have discovered an error in both your writing AND your wit! You will find with ample research and a quick rifle of your nearest DICTIONARY, that the correct contraction you are seeking is they're!"

Bob (sane, normal, non-sociopathic human): 'fuk off grg"

by Mr Gochi May 14, 2023

grammar cracker

1. A caucasian (white) grammar nazi.

2. This term is used, typically as a sarcastic remark, toward someone pointing out a grammatical error that was posted online.

"If you are a white grammar nazi, does that make you a grammar cracker?" {see grammar nazi }

by Johnny Cashed May 4, 2018

Uber grammar nazi

A person who has nothing better to do than be a word cockwomble, a reichwank of the highest order

The Uber grammar nazi’s are out again , I got moaned at for typing they’re instead of they are

by General butz February 6, 2018

grammar fonzie

Grammar Fonzie is a linguistic style that wholeheartedly embraces and celebrates cool and creative uses of language, valuing expression over rigid adherence to traditional grammar rules. It appreciates the innovative and inventive ways people communicate, even if they deviate from established norms. In contrast, it stands in opposition to the concept of a "Grammar Nazi," which focuses on strict and unwavering enforcement of grammar rules without considering the potential for creativity and expression in language.

Unlike a Grammar Nazi, who would nitpick and correct every minor deviation from grammar rules, a Grammar Fonzie would revel in the imaginative and daring expressions that give language its flair and individuality

by SalvyZ July 25, 2023

Grammar Soviet

A Grammar Soviet is like a Grammar Nazi, just a bit softer and slower to condemn you to the fiery pits of hell than a Grammar Nazi would be.

Random Guy on Reddit: lOL I JUST GOT TEH KNEW COD GAME!! I NO UR ALL JEALOUS!

Grammar Nazi comment in this scenario: Oh my God, is English even your first language? Learn to speak properly or get the fuck out, please.
Grammar Soviet comment in this scenario: Okay, that a truly horrible sentence—if we can even call it that. Make sure to either slow down and think about what you’re typing or have someone proofread. Please.

by Winders 11 April 20, 2018