Gooch Splat

The act of ejaculating on the small area between the vagina and the asshole

I fucked her pussy then quickly pulled out so I could give her a good ol' fashioned GOOCH SPLAT!

by samsterbot November 17, 2010

gooch rupture

When the piece of skin between your balls and your arse explodes from either doing a large shit or insertion of an external object.

Doctor, we have a category 5 gooch rupture.

by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015

gooch pearl

The result of when one goes commando and then chooses to wear sweat pants in which the lint from the sweat pants attaches itself to the hairs of ones gooch and are caked on with sweat and shaped with ones leg movements.

Guy 1:" What are those little lint balls that come out of your gooch when you shower?"
Guy 2:" Those are gooch pearls my friend."

by Twatermelon February 28, 2015

Gooch Dragon

A Gooch Dragon comes from the latin "goo" and the greek "Chadragon", meaning 'To Be Obnoxious" If someone wears a swag flatcap and walks around yelling YOLO and Banter, you've caught a goochdragon.

"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"

"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"

"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"

"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"

by Zeke Rue January 12, 2015

gooche sniffer

where some one likes to sniff gooches.

hey man, my ferm (H.J.W) likes gooches, "well, he must be a gooche sniffer"

by yeahhh_boyyy July 28, 2009

Gooch Goblin

A person (man or woman) who is like a crack addict for licking gooches.

"Holy shit, i took this girl to bed and she was a total Gooch Goblin!"

by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019

gooch gardener

Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.

Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time

by Justdatiler September 11, 2016