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Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.
by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012
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sloppy glove

When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first
I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time
by master_thune February 4, 2010
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Replica Glove

the replica glove is a glove in slap battles that has 46 power, 14 spe- 16 speed, and has the abillty to spawn a clone of yourself but clones have really low iq so dont be suprised if they just walked off the edge. theres also a 1/7500 chance of spawning bob which gives u a badge if u successfully spawm bob. overall its kinda bad but eh its meh.
"Clones have a very low iq, don't be suprised if they just walk off a cliff" - Replica Glove Tooltip.
by memeaddictive2 July 15, 2023
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the down stairs glove

Jake: Yo I heard Miya is pregnant
Paul: Yea, forgot to use the down stairs glove
by Qarti January 5, 2023
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Gloving

When a person leaves gloves in a shopping mall and a stranger picks one up. The person will then come out and performing the sexual act of gloving, rubbing the person out.
Mate screw the gloryhole try out gloving
by Thecumslinger May 26, 2022
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sitting glove

The act of placing ones penis under the ass of the person sotting
I gave your mom a sitting glove last night
by Gdbni November 7, 2011
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Grizzly Glove

Similar to a Kitten Mitten but instead of being soft and silky it is comprised of very coarse bear, badger or bulldog pelt and a tanned lining of grizzly skin or innards. Grizzly Gloves are known all over the world for providing its wearers intense Grizzly powers. These powers include but are certainly not limited to the ability to hibernate, grizzly leg strength, salmon catching skills and mauling ability TOP SCORE. Minor drawbacks to the prolonged use of Grizzly Gloves are a predisposition to honey addiction, intense fear of forest fires and sudden uncontrollable urges to pilfer picnic baskets.
Bree: Travis! Trim those fingernails of yours! And while you're at it why don't you clean the dirt out from under them!

Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.
by Honey Bree July 22, 2010
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