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Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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guapísimo

The Heesan.
«Todo el mundo sabe que Heesan es el guapísimo.»
by Patricia White June 18, 2004
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guap

A guap is the object of the Guap Scale. The scale ranges from one to five, and refers solely to the hotness of females, one being the lowest, five being the highest.
1. A one guap is very...raunch. You would never even think about hitting a one guap.
2. A two guap is OK at best. Theres a 10% chance you would hit with that person, and only if your drunk, and you would NEVER tell anyone.
3. A three guap is dece, and you would definitely hit but only tell one or two people.
4. A four guap is hott, and you would definitely hit in a hot second, and you would tell anyone that asked you.
5. A five guap is the cream of the crop. She super hott and you would hit without a question, and boast about it to all your friends.
Dude that chick is a guap!

Yea she is definately a fuckin' five guap dude.
by Joe Linga June 2, 2008
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guapamelon

A tasty fruit that grows in the forests of Guatemala, when eaten gives the guatemalan an urge to mow lawns for white wealthy americans in the state of connecticut
Jorge, one day you will be old enough to eat your first guapamelon and you will go mow lawns for the Cullinghams in Danbury.
by blackknight76 May 13, 2005
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Guapomaine

Some highschool rapper who deadass used to be some filthy freshie but managed to be interviewed on the shitty school news over some ass Soundcloud account. His rap music has 80 million high hats per second and is the definition of straight ass despite being gay. He's basically some nigtard who thinks he can make music.
Guy 1: yo, have you heard Guapomaine's new album? Guy 2: yeah, that shit was so ass I felt like watching Mama Mia afterwards while edging myself
by big weewee haver August 22, 2019
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guarding the bee

Mr Burn's distractive task given to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's dullest individuals.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003
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guaran-tittied

Guaran-tittied is when you are going to be with a female and though you may not engage in intercourse with her, you're at the very least gonna see some tits!
"You gonna get some pussy when you see tiffany tonight?"
"Not sure, but I know I am guaran-tittied."
by 5chmatz November 27, 2006
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