Grease lightning

Performing oral sex on a woman until she can no longer emotionally regulate reality ever again.

Johnny grease lightningged Mary Lou and she can no longer drive a car anymore

by Homelessrachel December 20, 2017

Grease Missile

A shot in golf kind of like a duck hook, a low to the ground zinger that moves from left to right and still manages to find the fairway.

“That gentleman hit a fine grease missile, he must be living the life of Reilly.

by ManleyGreaseMissile April 15, 2021

kitten grease

head lice

generally from sharing hats with zombie suits

Damn, I have kitten grease,

by I-owned-you-huahehuahe April 13, 2010

monkey grease

Chewing Tobacco

LETS TAKE A MEAN OL MONKEY GREASE!!

by Bullydog T1 October 26, 2011

on the grease

prison term:

on bad terms with,
in a feud with,

John's on the grease with the yard gang.

by Fred Sailer October 23, 2008

greased

ambushed by a spray of lead count the bullet holes in your head. Verb meaning to be severely injured or killed by a spray of bullets from an automatic weapon. See also GREASE for the origin of the word

I snuck up behind that fucking camper and greased him good with my UMP-45.

by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003

grease

Petroleum based pomade used to style the hair. Favoured less in recent times due to all manner of modern waxes, hairsprays amd gels but still de rigeur amongst the swing, rockabilly, and greaser fraternities.
Can be used to create anything from a slicked back 1920s look to a 1950's pompadour.

Have you got any grease? I'm going Lindy Hopping tonight and I want my pomp to look right.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006