The russian glove

When you dip your hand in dogshit, and shove it up your girlfriends ass.

Sorry Jessica can't answer the phone right now, I'm giving her a The russian glove.

by dennis_the_menace2 January 12, 2026

Peanut butter glove

Fisting a human with an upset tummy

I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!

by Gilburt February 4, 2025

Jim's glove box

Slang for the human anus also known as the chocolate starfish or the prision wallet.

I was having sex when she reached around and stuck her finger right into Jim's glove box. Wildest shit I have ever experienced.

by Dr Dusty Whiskey February 21, 2025

tunnel of glove

When you enter from the butt and fist her to give yourself a handy

Man, I took her down the tunnel of glove last night.

by Bubbalubba February 25, 2025

my fish lost her gloves

ya she did

my fish lost her gloves can you get them back

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!

an exclamatory term of pride

A:bro my lad left us B:LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!!!!

by Lar1c August 17, 2024

Blue Gloved Santa

A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.

We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).

by DJTruth December 10, 2022