Gloving

When a person leaves gloves in a shopping mall and a stranger picks one up. The person will then come out and performing the sexual act of gloving, rubbing the person out.

Mate screw the gloryhole try out gloving

by Thecumslinger May 26, 2022

Eskimo glove

A foul fishy smelling garment that will fit 5 fingers

When Nathan the Eskimo glove removed his mitten it smelled like it'd been inside Katie's limpet

by Maugli the great March 14, 2021

Black Glove

A go-to man hired to do errands or complete a task. A contracted personal assistant.

I hired a Black Glove to file those petitions with the court clerk.

by Tony Selmo November 6, 2023

Alabama Glove Puppet

Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine

Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?

Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!

by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 7, 2021

cunt glove

A name used when your friend has already used a genitalia paired with an article of clothing

Your such an asshat Dave. Well Mary your being a cunt glove yourself.

by Bestlaughgasever March 3, 2016

golden gloved

synonym for herpes used by boston sports fan after derek jeter received the golden glove.

Dude, I was golden gloved by that blonde chick on my math class.

by papadarra November 17, 2010

gloves for pooh bear

A condom for male genetalia.

Ron got some gloves for Pooh Bear before putting it in his lady.

by Redefining Awesome September 12, 2017