jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.

Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?

by Anal_Assassin May 7, 2018

Bad Gloop

When you take too many prescriptions painkillers and have diarrhea similar to shitting hot tar for several hours

A: Man I had a bad gloop last night after taking my dad's pain pills

B: Dude how are you not dead

by Bigbenis6969 January 7, 2021

Sqwible Glop

The ancient alien practice of a world wide orgy. Usually lasting from 1 two 7 decades. Some even last as long as 8.

"Sqwible Glop bip de bop doo" --- Joe Biden

by urmmommgey March 15, 2023

Poopy gloop

A, fat, stupid, ugly, stinky person basically just ALL insults in two words

You are a poopy gloop!

by Elissocool January 22, 2024

George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Glimponite (GLIPPER)

Someone that has a massive rod in their urethra

Person 1> I'm such a Glimponite (GLIPPER)
Person 2> I will insert it in you

by The rankist troll November 23, 2025

The Augustus Gloop

When you buttfuck someone while they take a dump.

They listened to old GG Allin records while he pulled off The Augustus Gloop

by Fuckered Up November 20, 2025