german flashlight

The act of squishing multiple fireflys and smearing the bug juice over your dick. After your wang is lit up then proceeding to madly screw the woman to light up her "tunnel" thus making your dick a german flashlight.

Gill: I put my german flashlight in THIS girls tunnel yesterday. She was lit up like saturday night at the roxbury!
Duncan: I lit up THAT other girl too.
J Ham: I wish my johnson was large enough to please a woman...

by ThePinkTaco and Cruncheezy June 23, 2006

German Backpacker

While recieving oral, deficate in a plastic bag. Then proceed to slap the male/female until the bag breaks.

Adolf: franz was so bad in bed i had to give him a german backpacker

Goebbals: Thats sick get away from me!!!

Adolf: do u want one?

Goebbals:......yes?

by T. J. Baxter March 5, 2009

german cappuccino

1. while one is having intercourse with a woman you proceed to have a bowel movement on top of the womens scalp (the shit must be diarhea otherwise it wouldnt look like a cappuccino)

Lars came home and decided to give his girlfriend a german cappuccino.

by Lars Shiggins August 3, 2007

German Sausage

When a small glass tube is fed through a mans penis and then smashed inside the mans penis for pleasure

Matt: Dude, how was that German Sausage last night?
Tom: Fantastic man. I think there are still shards of glass left inside my junk

by Mcwynar January 5, 2011

dirty german

the act of dropping a load of hot shit on a girl's face, then ejaculating on her.

Her ultimate fantasy is a dirty german gang bang, where she will be covered in ten guys' stinking loads.

by biggdawgg August 20, 2009

german plumber

Leaping off the dresser and pounding in a new hole

My husband was feeling frisky and tried the german plumber. Now I have two belly buttons!

by Sweet Peac December 10, 2016

German Dab

In 1933-1945 the german dab was the main greeting form in Germany.

"Hey look at that crowd they are all doing the german dab"

by NudenJigger July 16, 2019